Thursday, March 9, 2006

Driving Ms. Dozy


Donna Maddock must be missing a few brain cells.
First of all, this part-time model is caught on a police speed camera applying make-up while driving at 32mph - compact mirror in one hand and an eye liner in the other (Donna was fined £200 and had six points put on her licence after pleading guilty to careless driving). And the reason for risking life and limb to apply some make-up? She wanted to look her best for a date with a "secret lover" who has a girlfriend and child.
Details:
What can you do while driving?

Then it transpires dozy Donna is already serving a 20-month ban for drink-driving on a separate occasion. Finally Donna tells The Sun newspaper (who bought her story) that she's done naughtier things in a motor. “I’ve had sex in cars, tractors, wagons. The poshest was a Mercedes."

So far this story is being treated as a joke - but how funny would it be if this idiot had run over a mother with a pram?

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