It appears the joke factory following John Terry's misfortune in Moscow is in full swing...
Champions League: John Terry jokes on web
To recap: JT fluffed his penalty kick in the Champions League final which would have made Chelski European champions instead of Man U (although if his team-mate Didier Drogba had kept his head instead of getting sent off, things might have been different). Since then, if you google "John Terry jokes" you'll find the following rib-ticklers:
My grandad has arthritis in both wrists.
We've nicknamed him John Terry....as they are both useless w@nkers
Chelsea are going to market John Terry Vodka.
Made in England but bottled in Moscow
The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder.
It's called "The Studs Don't Work"....
Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability, but not so good in the wet...
Ryan Giggs has said the European cup is like a chocolate orange....its not Terry's, it mine.
John Terry used to be Mister Chelsea.
Now he's Mister Penalty...
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