Ronaldo leaves United....

BRILLIANT parody of the current Cristiano Ronaldo soap opera (with a little help from that classic German movie "Downfall").

Seriously though, I wish Ronaldo did bugger off to Real Madrid. He's lost any respect by implying his £120,000-a-week contract (which he signed without duress less than 18 months ago) was tantamount to slavery. Cristiano Ronaldo (and Adebayor) are reminders that some of today's prima-donna footballers are more like mercenaries than slaves....
Ronaldo 'wants transfer freedom'