Indescribable feeling (but not in a good way)...

I tried my best to avoid the damned story - but I have to admit this is the funniest thing I've seen about the whole Katie Price & Peter Andre break-up...
Jordan sang tearful ballad down phone to Peter Andre in plea to win him back two weeks before divorce

Apparently Katie Price serenaded Peter Andre with a version of Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' down the phone in a bid to win him back.
No wonder the divorce went through - Peter probably still remembers this "classic" (or a crime against humanity - you decide):